A blonde was standing in front of a soda machine in the casino food court. After putting in sixty cents, a root beer pops out of the machine. She set it on the ground, puts sixty more cents into the machine, and pushes another button; suddenly, a coke comes out the machine!


She continued to do this until a man waiting to use the machine became impatient. "Excuse me, can I get my soda and then you can go back to whatever stupid thing you are doing?"


The blonde turns around and says, "Yeah right! I'm not giving up this machine while I'm still winning!"

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Matt

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This conversation was heard between a blond and her boyfriend just before they broke up:

Boyfreind: "Why do you never scream my name when you have an orgasm?"

Blonde: "Because you are never there."

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Matt

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The seasons in New England are very distinct and very different from one another. Spring is filled with crisp air, blooming flowers, budding trees, and grass that is beginning to grow. Summer is warm, with a couple of weeks that gets very hot and humid. The flowers are in full bloom, trees are thick with green leaves, and cutting the grass is a weekly chore. Fall is a canopy of colors, as the leaves on trees begin to turn bright shades of orange, yellow, and red, and different shades of green. The weather is also cooler and crisp, but different from Spring. Winter is cold and snow is plentiful. The grass has stopped growing, and is usually covered with snow, as well as are the trees.

But there is a fifth season, one that is not talked about, but equally distinct as the other four. This fifth season is not as beautiful as the other four, or one that New Englanders look forward to. This fifth season occurs between the bright colors of Fall, and the beautiful white fluffy snow of Winter. It is a time that the trees have lost their leave and are not very pleasant to look at. It is a time that is cold, raw, and rainy. It is a time that isn't very pleasant. But it is a time that has it's own very distinct character, and should be shared like the other four.

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George Souto is a Loan Officer who can assist you with all your FHA, CHFA, and Conventional mortgage needs in Connecticut. George resides in Middlesex County which includes Middletown, Middlefield, Durham, Cromwell, Portland, Higganum, Haddam, East Haddam, Chester, Deep River, and Essex. George can be contacted at (860) 573-1308 or gsouto@mccuemortgage.com

LADIES AID, HOLIDAY BAZAAR

THIRD CONGREGATIONAL CHURCH

94 MINER STREET

MIDDLETOWN, CT 06457

NOVEMBER 14, 2009 FROM 10:00AM TO 2:00 PM

Are you getting into the holiday spirit.. or want to? If so, the ladies Aid of the Third Congregational Church in Middletown Connecticut is holding their annual Holiday Bazaar tomorrow, November 14th, 2009 from 10:00am to 2:00pm.

Start your Christmas shopping early by purchasing handcrafted gifts and/or homemade cookies and baked goods. Come with friends and meet some there. You can even enjoy lunch of Corn chowder and homemade sandwiches and desserts.

So, come on by and enjoy warm fellowship, great food and get a jump start on your Christmas shopping.

On a side note, I'll be making two dozen cookies for this event. Come on over and see if you can figure out which ones I made.

FOR ACCURATE INFORMATION ON REAL ESTATE.. CONTACT YOUR LOCAL AGENT

Info about the author:

Valerie Osterhoudt is a Cromwell Connecticut Residential Realtor who can assist you with the purchase and/or sale of real estate in the Middlesex County of CT, which includes Cromwell, Rocky Hill, Berlin, Middletown, Wethersfield, Newington, as well as all other surrounding areas. Please visit me at www.CTrealtorMLS.com for all your relocation and/or local needs.

For real estate... all you need to know, is VALERIEO

If you're thinking about buying a home in Cromwell CT there are plenty of great buys in today's market. There is no better time than now to take advantage of these homes while interest rates remain at an all time low. For more information on Cromwell CT real estate's homes and/or condos please visit Johnson Real Estate to access the newest listings.

Valerie Osterhoudt, ABR - Johnson Real Estate, Inc. - 860.883.8889 cell- valerierealtor@sbcglobal.net.

Copyright © 2009 By Valerie Osterhoudt, ABR, All Rights Reserved...*THIRD CONGREGATIONAL CHURCH'S LADIES AID HOLIDAY BAZAAR*

I just was made aware of this and wanted to get the word out to our Military Service Men and Women, as well as all our Veterans. Applebee's is offering all our Veterans and Active Duty Military Members a free meal today to honor all our Military Personal and Veterans on Veterans Day.

Applebee's will be offering six entrees on their menu to choose from, all that a Veteran or Military Service Man or Women needs to do is to provide one of following as proof of service:

• U.S. Uniform Services identification card
• U.S. Uniform Services Retired ID card
• Current leave and earnings statement
• Veterans organization card
• A photograph in uniform
• Service members may also wear their uniforms as proof of military service.

A free meal always sounds good to me, and as a Vietnam Veteran I might just take Applebee's up on this offer today. Thank you Applebee's for your show of support to all our Military Personal.

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Info about the author:

George Souto is a Loan Officer who can assist you with all your FHA, CHFA, and Conventional mortgage needs in Connecticut. George resides in Middlesex County which includes Middletown, Middlefield, Durham, Cromwell, Portland, Higganum, Haddam, East Haddam, Chester, Deep River, and Essex. George can be contacted at (860) 573-1308 or gsouto@mccuemortgage.com