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Mind Test

Connie Lou Barnett   GRI,CRS,CRB,SRMM,ARA,PRS,QSC: Real Estate Sales Person in Owensboro, KY
This is a good test of your mind. Good luck! There are only nine questions. This is a quiz for people who know everything! I found out in a hurry that I didn't. These are not trick questions. They are straight questions with straight answers. 1. Name the one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends. 2. What famous North American landmark is constantly moving backward? 3. Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons. All other vegetables must be replanted every year. What are the only two perennial vegetables? 4. What fruit has its seeds on the outside? 5. In many liquor stores, you can buy pear brandy, with a real pear inside the bottle. The pear is whole and ripe, and the bottle is genuine; it hasn't been cut in any way. How did the pear get inside the bottle? 6. Only three words in standard English begin with the letters ' dw' and they are all common words. Name two of them. 7. There are 14 punctuation marks in English grammar. Can you name at least half of them? 8. Name the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form except fresh. 9. Name 6 or more things that you can wear on your feet beginning with the letter 'S.' Answers To Quiz: 1... The one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends: Boxing. 2. North American landmark constantly moving backward: Niagara Falls. (The rim is worn down about two and a half feet each year because of the millions of gallons of water that rush over it every minute.) 3. Only two vegetables that can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons: Asparagus and rhubarb. 4. The fruit with its seeds on the outside: Strawberry. 5. How did the pear get inside the brandy bottle? It grew inside the bottle. The bottles are placed over pear buds when they are small, and are wired in place on the tree. The bottle is left in place for the entire growing season. When the pears are ripe, they are snipped off at the stems. 6. Three English words beginning with dw: Dwarf, dwell and dwindle... 7. Fourteen punctuation marks in English grammar: Period, comma, colon, semicolon, dash, hyphen, apostrophe,question mark, exclamation point, quotation mark, brackets, parenthesis, braces, and ellip ses. 8. The only vegetable or fruit never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form but fresh: Lettuce. 9. Six or more things you can wear on your feet beginning with 'S': Shoes, socks, sandals, sneakers, slippers, skis, skates, snowshoes, stockings, stilts. PLEASE DO YOUR PART... Today is National Mental Health Day.

Joke of the Day

Connie Lou Barnett   GRI,CRS,CRB,SRMM,ARA,PRS,QSC: Real Estate Sales Person in Owensboro, KY
> > > >>It's late fall and the Indians on a remote reservation in South Dakota > >>asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>>Since he was a chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the > >>>old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the winter > >>>was going to be like. > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>>Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he told his tribe that the winter > >>>was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should > >>>collect firewood to be prepared. > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>>But, being a practical leader, after several days, he got an idea He went > >>>to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked, 'Is the > >>>coming winter going to be cold?' > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>>'It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold,' the meteorologist > >>>at the weather service responded. > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>>So the chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more > >>>firewood in order to be prepared.. > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>>A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. 'Does it > >>>still look like it is going to be a very cold winter?' > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>>'Yes,' the man at National Weather Service again replied, 'it's going to > >>>be a very cold winter.' > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>>The chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every > >>>scrap of firewood they could find. > >>> > >>> > >>>Two weeks later, the chief called the National Weather Service again. > >>>'Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?' > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>>'Absolutely,' the man replied. 'It's looking more and more like it is > >>>going to be one of the coldest winters we've ever seen.' > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>>'How can you be so sure?' the chief asked. > >>> > >>>The weatherman replied,'The Indians are collecting firewood like crazy.' > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>>Remember this whenever you get advice from a government official!

Poem of the Day

Connie Lou Barnett   GRI,CRS,CRB,SRMM,ARA,PRS,QSC: Real Estate Sales Person in Owensboro, KY
Best poem in the world. I was shocked, confused, bewildered As I entered Heaven's door, Not by the beauty of it all, Nor the lights or its decor. But it was the folks in Heaven Who made me sputter and gasp- The thieves, the liars, the sinners, The alcoholics and the trash. There stood the kid from seventh grade Who swiped my lunch money twice.. Next to him was my old neighbor Who never said anything nice. Herb, who I always thought Was rotting away in hell, Was sitting pretty on cloud nine, Looking incredibly well. I nudged Jesus, 'What's the deal? I would love to hear Your take. How'd all these sinners get up here? God must've made a mistake. 'And why's everyone so quiet, So somber - give me a clue.' 'Hush, child,' He said, 'they're all in shock.. No one thought they'd be seeing you.' JUDGE NOT. Remember...Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car .. Every saint has a PAST... Every sinner has a FUTURE!

Christmas Wish

Connie Lou Barnett   GRI,CRS,CRB,SRMM,ARA,PRS,QSC: Real Estate Sales Person in Owensboro, KY

Twas the month before Christmas* *When all through our land,* *Not a Christian was praying* *Nor taking a stand.* *See the PC Police had taken away,* *The reason for Christmas - no one could say.* *The children were told by their schools not to sing,* *About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things.* *It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers would say* * December 25th is just a ' Holiday '.* *Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit* *Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it!* *CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-pod* *Something was changing, something quite odd! * *Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa* *In hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda.* *As Targets were hanging their trees upside down* * At Lowe's the word Christmas - was no where to be found.* *At K-Mart and Staples and Penny's and Sears* *You won't hear the word Christmas; it won't touch your ears.* *Inclusive, sensitive, Di-ver-si-ty* *Are words that were used to intimidate me.* *Now Daschle, Now Darden, Now Sharpton, Wolf Blitzen* *On Boxer, on Rather, on Kerry, on Clinton !* *At the top of the Senate, there arose such a clatter* *To eliminate Jesus, in all public matter.* *And we spoke not a word, as they took away our faith* * Forbidden to speak of salvation and grace* *The true Gift of Christmas was exchanged and discarded* *The reason for the season, stopped before it started.* *So as you celebrate 'Winter Break' under your 'Dream Tree'* *Sipping your Starbucks, listen to me.* *Choose your words carefully, choose what you say* *Shout MERRY CHRISTMAS , not Happy Holiday !* Please, all Christians join together and wish everyone you meet during the holidays a Christ is The Reason for the Christ-mas Season!

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Connie Lou Barnett   GRI,CRS,CRB,SRMM,ARA,PRS,QSC: Real Estate Sales Person in Owensboro, KY

3710 Westminster Ct

3710 WESTMINSTER COURT, OWENSBORO, KY 42030

This attractive four bedroom home with two and half baths has all the amenities. Formal living room and dining room, great room with fireplace, large kitchen with breakfast bar, rear porch & patio with hot tub, above ground pool, privacy fence, children guy set, and two car garage. Connie Lou Barnett @ Home Realty/GMAC Phone 270-929-0369