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It's been a while since I have posted "Funny Friday Quotes", so, since my husband and I going to a "Marriage 101" life group through our church, I thought today's funny quotes should be about marriage...ENJOY!
Funny Quotes About Marriage
"In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker." -Woody Allen
"My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met." -Rodney Dangerfield
"A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people
remembering the same thing." -Duane Dewel.
"When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one
that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad." -Helen Rowland
"I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like
and give her a house." -Lewis Grizzard.
"I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her." -Rodney Dangerfield.
"The difference between divorce and legal separation
is that legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money." -Johnny Carson
" I told someone I was getting married, and they said, 'Have you picked a date yet?' I said, 'Wow, you can bring a date to your own wedding?" What a country!" -Yakov Smirnoff
"I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year."
- Bette Davis
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
- Henry Youngman
"My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe."
- Jimmy Durante
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
- James Holt McGavran
"Love is blind, marriage is the eye-opener."
- Pauline Thomason
"When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."
- Sacha Guitry
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Prosper Arts & Music Festival - October 3, 2009, 10a.m.-6p.m. |
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The 3rd Annual Prosper Arts & Music Festival is this Saturday, October 3, 2009, in the Prosper Town Center. The current weather forecast for Saturday is FANTASTIC so come and spend the day! This one day event is FREE and open to the public. |
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Area artists will have their crafts for sale and display. Local live bands will feature jazz, gospel, rock & roll and country tunes to appeal to all ages. A special Kids Corner will have pony rides, a barrel train & unique kid centered crafts. |
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| A food court will be available for sampling & enjoying, located near the main stage. |
| Date: October 3, 2009 Time: 10:00 am – 6:00 pm Location: Prosper Town Center (corner of Broadway and Preston Road) |
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Big new high school in Prosper builds small-town pride
Coleman Street heads north out of tiny Prosper past porches and hayfields until it passes a column-studded brick edifice that seems to span the horizon.
Welcome to the modern American high school, Texas style. Prosper High School is a $113.5 million, 590,000-square-foot behemoth, complete with a medical tech lab, a restaurant-worthy kitchen, a greenhouse, a broadcast studio and, of course, an indoor football practice facility. All this in a still-sleepy town of just 7,000 people.
The school opened last week at half its capacity, but district officials say it will soon fill up as families push north from crowded suburbs like Frisco and McKinney.
So like some of the area's new schools, it's a symbol of growth's march, but also a community's search for identity and even Texas pride.
"This is more than bricks and mortar," said Drew Watkins, Prosper ISD's superintendent. "This is a community facility. This is what the community wanted. And when they say best, they mean best, not just pretty good."
This school doesn't have a gym. It has three. One is an arena. The auditorium seats nearly 1,000 people and will be the town's only theater.
Every classroom has four computers and an interactive white board that teachers use to project and manipulate images from their computers. Flat-screen televisions flash announcements throughout the day.
And while some districts create separate centers for career-focused programs, Prosper has fit them all in one building. And it has added a garage for auto mechanics in its wing dedicated to career and technical education.
The building already adorned with "State Champions," thanks to the football team, houses the indoor multipurpose field and a weight room that rivals private gyms.
The lecture hall and airy hallways give the school a collegiate feel, which Watkins said is intentional.
"Most of our parents are college educated and want their kids to have that experience," he said. "We want them to have a competitive edge, to think beyond Collin County - nationally and internationally."
There is a competitive edge as well for big, new schools when it comes to attracting good teachers.
Watkins said, "Teachers want to teach in a place like this."
'Community pride'
North Texas has built a slew of new high schools in recent years, though few match Prosper's scope.
Northwest ISD just opened a 504,000-square-foot high school in Trophy Club that cost $96 million. McKinney Boyd High School finished the final phase of its 530,680-square-foot building last year. It cost $80 million, not including technology and furniture. Sunnyvale High School opened this year at $26 million for 110,000 square feet, making it even more expensive than Prosper based on cost per square foot.
Taxpayers have agreed to pay those bills with little fuss, especially in Prosper's case. The district passed a $710 million school construction bond package two years ago by an 80 percent majority.
"There's a certain level of pride, a level of priority given to educating students," said Tony Elenburg, the pastor of Lighthouse Christian Fellowship in Prosper. "I've lived in a lot of different places and I'd say this is unique to Texas. It comes back to community pride."
Americans have long considered schools a community focus, said Gene Preuss, an assistant professor of history at the University of Houston-Downtown who published a book on the history of Texas education reform this year.
He pointed out that Texas stayed rural after World War II, "so the school remained a community center longer in Texans' collective memory."
The state's education funding speaks to that mentality. Local taxes pay for 44 percent of school finances nationally, but they pay for more than half of school funds in Texas.
This also means wealthier areas can afford better schools, Preuss said. So it's not surprising to see North Texas finance bigger and better schools, he said.
"School districts in areas that are experiencing greater growth can more easily afford to build facilities with bigger footprints because the land is cheaper and there is more available in developing areas," he said.
Sharkey Peek Group Tiffany and Tonya are your Prosper Realtors.
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Last weekend my husband and I had a "whirlwind" of a trip to New York! My husband was there on business all week and flew me up for the weekend. I arrived in White Plains, NY at 10:00 on Friday night and we went straight to Monster B's bar in Connecticut and had a blast! The guys loved my southern accent! After getting back to the hotel and sleeping only 4 hours, we headed to New York City and "conquered it" in one day!
We ate eaten a New York bagel, a "slice of pie", saw Time Square, during the day AND night, Ground Zero, Waldolf Astoria, St. Patrick's Cathedral, Statue of Liberty, rode the subway, had a picture taken with the Naked Cowboy, went to the Coach, Nike and Louis Vuitton, Empire State Building, McSorley's (the oldest bar in New York) and Little Italy. I bet we walked 10 miles!!!
Went back to the hotel around 1am, got up at 5 and hopped on a plane back the Dallas at 7am.
What a great (and busy) day in New York City! It was a blast and New York was great, but I am still very proud to live in TEXAS!!!
(Monster B's Bar in Connecticut)(Me in Time Square)
(Robert in Time Square)
(Lady Liberty...she's beautiful!)
(Top of the Empire State Building)
(Ground Zero, couldn't stay there long, too upsetting)
(McSorley's, great place!)
(The Naked Cowboy, he was so much fun!)
(Legends Bar, Manhattan, had to take a load of the feet for a minute, so we stopped in here for a drink...neat place)
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Just recently, a builder sold their model home in Lakes of La Cima and the agent's office failed to put the "Z" on this Z-sale. What is a Z-sale? For those who may not be familiar, it is the ability to put an undisclosed sale price into the MLS. The listing price and the sale price show up as the same number in the system. This does not mean this was a full-list price sale. This means the builder or seller does not want the public to know what they sold the house for.
In the case of the builder's model home in Lakes of La Cima, I spoke with the builder one day when he was visiting the model. He advised me that he was willing to sell this home $45k below the list price. For agents who are not familiar with new home sales or might not be local to the area, they would not have any idea that the comps in the neighborhood will be inflated a bit by the Z-sale of that builder model. This can be disheartening to sellers in the neighborhood who are expecting similar results to what they think the builder received for their spec or model. They wonder why they don't get lots of showing traffic and they wonder why they don't get offers. The agents in the area know that home is inflated, and may or may not show the home because the pricing structure of the listing is out of whack.
Z-sales are very common in the North Dallas suburbs, where we have lots of new construction going on. When the market tightened last year, Z-sales became even more common. The builders have to work very hard to attract buyers to their finished inventory. The builder's pockets can be much deeper than a normal sellers, when they need to make a sale because they have significant quantities of finished homes on the ground.
Some resale owners in luxury price points have also asked to use the Z-sale option in the MLS. They may have friends in the neighborhood that they don't want to know the full details of their home sale. That ability to defy disclosure in the MLS keeps their sale price confidential if an agent runs sale comps for someone else in the neighborhood.
How do you adjust the comps in a neighborhood to reflect more realistic sales when there are a high number of Z-sales? It comes down to how well the agent knows their market. But, a good guestimate to reduce that Z-sale price by is 7-10%. That should give a more realistic outlook for the new listings in the neighborhood, and keep those new listings in line with the disclosed sales figures.
How many showings should a new listing be getting in these times to give the owner comfort that they have real demand for their home? Each home is accepted by the buyer market differently, but a good rule of thumb in the DFW area is that if you aren't getting at least three showings per week, you don't have solid demand for the home right now. If you go week after week with the right level of showings, around 3-5, and get no offers in 30-45 days, then it's time to look at your entire marketing strategy and re-evaluate each component. Price is only one factor. Take off any rose colored glasses about the house and review it for price, marketing exposure, location, condition, age, interior amenities, exterior amenities, neighborhood amenities and HOA dues, and curb appeal. Go online and review the homes immediately surrounding your home on websites like trulia.com, realtor.com, homes.com, zillow.com, point2homes.com, and others. Does the entire story make sense and does your home stand out in the crowd? If not, adjust what is out of line and give it 7-21 days to see how the market reacts. Don't expect the market to react instantly in Dallas/Fort Worth. Many of our buyers are coming from other states, and you need to account for travel time to arrive and be ready to tour homes.
Have a blessed day!
Ronda
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