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Funny Friday, The Miracle of Toilet Paper

02-03-12

Kristin Johnston,Waukesha County Realtor Buyers Agent,Waukesha Cty WI Real Estate

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I received this email from my Mom, so I thought it would be OK to share it :-)

THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my

husband that my breasts are too small.. Instead of characteristically

telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a

suggestion.

If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of

toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.'

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in

front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. 'How long will

this take?' I asked.

They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies. I

stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between

my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?'

Without missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your ass, didn't it?'

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Three Bedroom Ranch Homes in Evansville Wisconsin

02-03-12

Michael Collins- SFR-WI Short Sales/Foreclosures

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Here is today's market listings update for Active three (3) bedroom ranch homes located in Evansville Wisconsin. This information was pulled from the South Central Wisconsin MLS on 2/2/2012 at 4:00 P.M.

30 total 3 bdrm ranch homes are currently listed in Evansville, WI
Low listing price: $125,000
High listing price: $1,500,000
Average listing price: $240,536
Median listing price: $177,500
Average days on the market: 152

If you are looking for a 3 bedroom ranch home that has a 2 car garage and a minimum of 2 bathrooms, then the numbers do change. Those stats are listed below.

14 total 3 bdrm ranch homes, with 2 bathrooms & a 2 car garage in Evansville
Low listing price: $138,500
High listing price: $245,000
Average listing price: $185,578
Median listing price: $177,000
Average days on the market: 146

Of course these numbers change on a daily basis, so to obtain the most up to date information, please contact us directly at 608-921-8536. We would be happy to customize the search further for you to find the home that is just right for you.

As an extra benefit to Rock Realty home buyers, we offer a 1% broker commission rebate after closing. This could mean $2,000 back on a home purchase of $200,000. We love to hear how these rebates help our clients. Some use them for home improvements, while others simply put it in savings for future needs. It is a great option that we are happy to offer. Contact us for further details and limitations.

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Three Bedroom Ranch Homes in Milton Wisconsin

02-03-12

Michael Collins- SFR-WI Short Sales/Foreclosures

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Office: (877) 774-7625

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Here is today's market listings update for Active three (3) bedroom ranch homes located in Milton Wisconsin. This information was pulled from the South Central Wisconsin MLS on 2/2/2012 at 3:30 P.M.

29 total 3 bdrm ranch homes are currently listed in Milton, WI
Low listing price: $75,000
High listing price: $400,000
Average listing price: $203,275
Median listing price: $169,900
Average days on the market: 164

If you are looking for a 3 bedroom ranch home that has a 2 car garage and a minimum of 2 bathrooms, then the numbers do change. Those stats are listed below.

13 total 3 bdrm ranch homes, with 2 bathrooms & a 2 car garage in Milton
Low listing price: $129,900
High listing price: $400,000
Average listing price: $217,084
Median listing price: $187,000
Average days on the market: 156

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Troy Burne Relocation - Durham Executive Group

02-03-12

John Durham, MS, MS, ASP, ARS

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Troy Burne Relocation - Durham Executive Group

John and Becky Durham (Durham Executive Group) live in Troy Burne, Hudson Wisconsin and are luxury home real estate experts in the development. Both John and Becky are Accredited Relocation Specialists meaning that we are qualified for helping you sell your home, and/or assisting you in purchasing your home. As an Accredited Relocation Specialist it means that regardless of your Relocation Company (SIRVA, Prudential, etc.) you can select the real estate agent of choice to represent you. All too often your company, or a Relocation Company will simply provide you two real estate agent names and many transferee’s get confused and believe they cannot work with a different agent without losing their relocation benefits.

Relocating to a new community isn’t just about finding a new home. It’s about transplanting your whole family to a new location where you are creating new memories and you want a real estate agent to assist you make the process to be as smooth as it possibly can. Why wouldn't you want an award winning real estate team with intimate knowledge of Troy Burne to represent you?

Contact John & Becky Durham due to our executive-level representation and services.

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Rental properties selling at a 32% discount from 2006

02-03-12

Dan Miller

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The stars have aligned for Dane County multifamily investors.

Rental vacancy rates continue to move to new lows. According to MG&E, the Madison multifamily vacancy rate was just 2.16% in Q4 of 2011, well below the 5.7% vacancy rate from 6 years earlier.

The strong tenant demand for rental housing has allowed many investors to raise their rents over the last several years.

And, Dane County income properties are now selling at a 32% discount from the properties that sold in 2006. Our latest gross rent multiplier report shows the average investor in 2011 could receive the same rental income as the average investor in 2006, but at a 32% lower purchase price.

How long will multifamily purchase values continue to improve from the investor's perspective? It's difficult to predict the future, but we believe the values we are seeing right now may end up being the best we'll see. As you'll see from this report, the purchase demand for rental properties is beginning to rise, although it remains low from a historical perspective.

We are also seeing evidence that some renters are finally deciding now is the time to switch from renting in favor of owning a house.

We do believe we will see a gradual increase in rental property purchases this year, but from a historical perspective multifamily purchases will remain low. Also, although some renters are turning back to owning, we believe rental vacancy rates will remain at very low levels for the foreseeable future. Tenant demand for rental housing will remain very strong.

The multifamily investor will continue to find excellent values in 2012, but it's very possible we'll see multifamily sellers begin to gain some leverage as the market dynamics slowly shift in their favor.

Do you have questions about buying or selling multifamily real estate in our market? Please contact us for a no hassle consultation. We're here to learn more about your goals, and offer you our thoughts on how you can achieve them.

Dan Miller, Realtor, Keller Williams Realty and www.DaneCountyMarket.com

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