Cave Springs, AR

I like saying “gramercy” often do you?

I do I really do like saying this. Although I don’t actually say gramercy I do say its meaning. We all say this some for one reason and others for another but the point is we all say it. I like to say it when someone says something nice about me or the job I’ve done for them. If you haven’t figured it out the meaning of (gre mur’se) is thank you very much; many thanks. So now that you know the meaning when do you use gramercy?

Have you ever walked into a “mephitic” home?

Don’t know about you but I sure have. Actually I’ve done it enough I don’t want to do it again but I know I will. To do this just brings back bad memories. There was one time I opened the door and never went inside because of this. So I guess by now you want to know the meaning so here goes (me fit’ ik) bad-smelling; poisonous; noxious. Now think and tell me how many times you have encountered this. What say you?

I’ve known some “jackanapes” have you?

While I was looking up jackfruit which AR uses sometimes I saw this word. I knew and still know some people like this. Some I look forward to seeing and some not so much. So with that out of the way my question to you is how many do you know and are you looking forward to seeing them again. So without further adieu the meaning of (jak’ e naps’) is a conceited, insolent, presumptuous fellow. Now what say you?

Alcohol and accidents.

This was changed but you’ll get the idea…
Please take care of yourself. A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 18% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.

This means that the remaining 82% are caused by idiots who drink water, coffee, tea, carbonated drinks, juices, and eat yogurt and stuff like that. Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause more than
six times as many accidents.

This message is sent by someone who worries about your well being...

Have you seen a “jetty” lately?

Now, now let’s not go jumping to conclusions as you know words can have different meanings. Therefore you see this daily even if you’re not around water. Do I have your attention? Most of you would assume the meaning of (jet’ e) would be a kind of wall built out into the water to restrain currents, protect a harbor or pier. It also might mean a landing pier. Now for the meaning I have chosen; an overhanging part of a building. So now I ask you have you seen a jetty lately? What say you?