Fayetteville, AR

Boudreaux, the smoothest-talking Cajun in the Louisiana National Guard, got called up to active duty. Boudreaux's first assignment was in a military induction center. Because he was a good talker, they assigned him the duty of advising new recruits about government benefits, especially the GI insurance to which they were entitled. The officer in charge soon noticed that Boudreaux was getting a 99% sign-up rate for the more expensive supplemental form of GI insurance. This was remarkable, because it cost these low-income recruits $30.00 per month for the higher coverage, compared to what the government was already providing at no charge. The officer decided he'd sit in the back of the room at the next briefing and observe Boudreaux's sales pitch. Boudreaux stood up before the latest group of inductees and said, "If you has da normal GI insurans an' you goes to Afghanistan an' gets youself killed, da governmen' pays you beneficiary $20,000. If you takes out da supplemental insurans, which cost you only t'irty dollars a mons, den da governmen' gots ta pay you beneficiary $200,000! "Now," Boudreaux concluded, "which bunch you tink dey gonna send ta Afghanistan first?

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Q.. Paul, what is a good reason for pounding meat?

A. Paul Lynde: Loneliness!

(The audience laughed so long and so hard it took up almost 15 minutes of the show!)


Q. Do female frogs croak?

A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.


Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be

A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.


Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years...

A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.


Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman?

A.. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake.


Q. According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's married?

A.. Rose Marie: No wait until morning.


Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?

A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency..


Q. In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say 'I Love You'?

A. Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty..


Q. What are 'Do It,' 'I Can Help,' and 'I Can't Get Enough'?

A. George Gobel: I don't know, but it's coming from the next apartment.


Q. As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands while talking?

A. Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing old question Peter, and I'll give you a gesture you'll never forget.


Q. Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather?

A. Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.


Q.. Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during the first year?

A.. Charley Weaver: Of course not, I'm too busy growing strawberries.


Q. In bowling, what's a perfect score?

A. Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.


Q. It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps.. One is politics, what is the other?

A. Paul Lynde: Tape measures..

Sellers and Real Estate Agents alike are getting tired of seeing that listing sit and wait for that buyer. I had one myself...ok, more than one, but this is the story.

Cute 1600 sq. ft. home near the U of A, in need of new roof and some minor repairs. Reduced to $80,000 for fire sale. Roof does not leak.

$50 a sq. ft. right?!?! Sell quick, right?!?!? Wrong.

This house sat and sat and sat. All the realtors were telling me what a great deal it was, all the buyers were telling me how much work was going to have to be done. Then, we closed in on the end date of the listing. I stayed in good touch with my seller, had a great working relationship going, and had been completely honest in my dealings, and told her, "Maybe it's just time to rent this vacant house." My company has a management department that could help this seller, and I recommended I introduce that broker to the property.

Well, he loved it. Said it's exactly what he needed for his daughters who are attending the University, and put the thing under contract!

That said, the seller found me on Active Rain! Success story with a photo of a commission check soon to follow.

Happy Selling!

Jason

I’ve seen bartenders before but nothing like this. Click on the link or copy and paste it to your address bar and watch. These people will make you watch this one more than once. As always the link is safe. Sit back and enjoy the show.

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You bet ya I do. Did you know you are bound by your oath to do this? When you fill out a contract or clients asks you to do this you need to head their request and get it done. If you don’t you’re a big boy or girl and it’s your decision but I’ll read about you in the paper or watch you on TV. Now for the meaning of (be hest’) an order, command or request. If a client requests you to do something you need to get it done. In the contracts you are to fill in the blanks only and it better be right. I don’t want to stand tall before a Judge for specific performance do you?