Goshen, AR

Ever had someone suffer from “myopia?”

Yep it happens to me on almost a daily basis. You listen, you observe and you talk. However sometimes you can get more from talking to a 2x4 piece of wood. Now don’t get me wrong I’ve suffered from this phenomenon but thankfully not very often. Now for the meaning of (mi o’ pe e) lack of understanding or foresight. So have you talked to someone trying to explain the contract and got that blank stare and you know you just know they do not understand much if anything? I can proudly say not only have I seen this I have also suffered from this now what say you?

BAD PUN

Martians are born with just a head. No body, just a head. A Martian came to earth and wanted to be like humans. The doctors said they could add each body part. Each surgery slowly drained him, but he insisted on continuing. During the surgery to attach the final leg, he died. The President asked 'what happened'? The surgeon replied, "He was on his last leg. He should've quit while he was a head.”

My tenth grade grandson just tried to explain his chemistry homework to me. I tried to look interested, agreed with everything he said and shook my head as though I understood what he was telling me. Truth is, I have no idea what he’s talking about. Sure hope he doesn’t need any help.

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