Siloam Springs, AR

Everyone has had a “harbinger” how did you handle it?

Funny I thought Word® would have not recognized this word (no pun intended) but it did. Interesting I’ve had many of these in my days and I’m sure I’ll get more. I’ve had them in many different forms but I like the old fashioned way myself. Before I ask you what say you I guess I need to tell you the meaning of (har’bin jer) which is a person or thing that comes before to announce or give an indication of what follows; herald. Interesting play on this word now what say you?

I am a member of the “bimanous’ species I bet you are to.

Yep I’m proud to say I’m a member in good standing and thankfully so. While there may be some of you who are not that’s OK to. Isn’t it fun to learn new words and try to use them in a sentence? It’s late and this is going to be a short one for me. So here we go the meaning of (bi ma’nes) is having two hands distinct in form and function from the feet. Now wasn’t that worth the read? Enjoy your day I know I will.

Do you know a “levanter”?

I bet ya you do on this word anyway. I’ve known a few over my years on this earth and really don’t want to know anyone else with this affliction. I call it an affliction because right now as I write this I cannot think of another word to use in its place. Anyway I find now they are more abundant so without anymore waiting the meaning of (le van’ ter) is one who disappears, leaving unpaid debts. So now I ask you again do you know or have known a levanter.

Quaker vs. cow…

As the story goes a Quaker had a difficult cow. As he was milking the cow one day the cow switched its tail landing upside the Quakers face. The Quaker went on and after a few minutes the cow moved and stepped on his foot. Without losing a stroke the Quaker went on milking. As the milk filled the container and was almost full the cow moved again knocking over the pail spilling its contents.

The Quaker now stopped and faced the cow and said “You know I’m a Quaker and will not hit or harm you. However, I can sell you to a Baptist.”

OK people this is a joke not intended to pick on any one religion.

At a wedding party recently someone shouted, “All the married men please stand next to the one person who made you life worth living.”

The cocktail waitress was nearly crushed to death, followed by the bartender. I just couldn’t resist this one. Enjoy the day or what’s left of it.