Springdale, AR

I’ve met a “skellum” have you?

Yes sir I’ll be the first to admit I have met one of these. I tried to do the deed but I couldn’t get it done. There is another meaning to this word and sometimes we are face to face with this person. I’m curious on how you deal with this personality. The meaning of (skel’em) is one deserving to die (my guy) second meaning a rascal; rouge; scamp. So have you met a rascal or scamp? What say you?

Two guys and Heaven!!

As the story goes there were these two guys and both died. As one entered Heaven the person said: “You will receive a new vehicle based on your faithfulness to your spouse. The guy received a new Volvo. As he was driving around Heaven he observed his friend standing beside a new BMW just sobbing. He stopped and asked his friend why he was crying so, he was driving a new BMW it was a fine vehicle.

The friend answered: OH! The car is not the problem I just saw my wife and she was on a SKATEBOARD!!! Makes you wonder doesn’t it???

That wasn’t meant to happen things have gone pear-shaped!!!

I wonder if you ever had that happened to you? Well unless you never had logged in once you gave them (AR) your information I bet it has. It happened to me yesterday and it causes things to go through one’s mind, but I found a way to go ahead and make your comments on the people you follow or don’t… Just click on one of the groups you are aligned with and then on a subject line that interests you. You’ll be able to make a comment and beat the failed system. Enjoy the day

Consider this.

If I don’t drink, smoke, cuss or chew this makes me 10 times better than you.

So what do you think about this? I know in the past I have done all of this and I still do some. I give you respect and I also demand you give me the same. I am no better than you and you are no better than me. Don’t you just wonder why some people think they are better than you? I bet if you looked long enough they have ghosts in their closet just as everyone else has. OK I’m off my soap box thanks for reading this. Enjoy the day

SATURDAY
Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25-year-old blonde-haired woman who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm and who hangs
over Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word. His buddies at the club are all aghast. At the very first chance, they corner him and ask, 'Bob, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?' Bob replies, 'Girlfriend? She's my wife!' Theyare knocked over, but continue to ask. 'So, how'd you persuade her to marry
you?' 'I lied about my age', Bob replies. 'What, did you tell her you were only 50?'

Bob smiles and says, 'No, I told her I was 90.'