Lockbox, Lockbox, Wherefor Art Thou Lockbox?

You Can Put Me On A Hose Bib Or Even On A Bench

Not The Ideal Locations, But They'll Do In A Pinch                                                

You Can Hide Me In The Bushes, You Can Hang Me On A Fence

Or How About The Front Door, Now - Wouldn't That Make Sense?

I Hate To Be A Nagger, But This Lockbox Hiding Is Silly

I Just Want To Show Your Home, Not Wander Willy Nilly!