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A Healthy Dose of Insanity!

Feeling a little Crazy and Needed a LaughHorse Laugh

I hope you'll allow me to express a little humor for a change. I was reading some materials trying to decide on something deep and inspirational when I ran across these 9 little quirky bits of humor, just had to share in case you needed a laugh today!

Ever get the desire to be a little crazy, funny, or just need to put a different twist on the day? Well here are some humorous tidbits for you to use:

  1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on, point a hair dryer at passing cars...and see if they slow down!
  2. Page yourself over the intercom, but don't disguise your voice.
  3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them, "do you want fries with that?"
  4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over the caffeine addictions, switch over to espresso! (my favorite)
  5. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
  6. Dont use any punctuation in your emails or letters (gotcha!)
  7. Sing along at the opera.
  8. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON, I WON!
  9. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!"

Author unknown. I can't take any credit for the above, and there was no author noted so... there you go.

I bet you have one or two you could add to this list! Go ahead, let's see what you got! Have a great week!

David L. Britt, MBA
Olathe, Kansas
David L. Britt Real Estate
Heritage Real Estate
The Heritage Real Estate Team
Olathe Neighbors
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Posted Sunday Jun 03
(06/03/07 10:40PM) — Christy Avila

That's pretty funny stuff.  I like the coffee idea!!

(06/03/07 10:46PM) — Kaushik Sirkar

These are excellent!  I really appreciate when folks take the time to post humorous stuff on here!  With so much 'serious' stuff going on, a little humor is greatly appreciated!

(06/03/07 10:57PM) — Roger Stensland

I liked the picture of the  horse laughing.  These are probably from several authors, or just one commedian.  I've  heard or read them somewhere in the distant past.

(06/03/07 11:03PM) — David L. Britt, MBA

Christy, that one was my favorite as well.  I can just see it now, that all important meeting, everyone wired to the hilt, deadline on the line and all you know what breaks loose!!  Brings a smile to your face!

(06/03/07 11:04PM) — David L. Britt, MBA

Kaushik, thanks, I needed it and needed the break from the serious, but valuable!  Thanks for commenting!

(06/03/07 11:06PM) — Shane Sarae, Senior Mortgage Planner

Thank you very much for the laugh, I have to pass this on!

(06/03/07 11:06PM) — David L. Britt, MBA

Roger, I heard a couple of these from my kids, they usually are more informed than I am about this and l pickup some great stuff from them.  I just liked the coffee one!  Thanks for commenting!

(06/03/07 11:07PM) — David L. Britt, MBA

Shane, Thanks!

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