Top 10 Lame-brained, Foot-in-mouth Compliments from a Husband to a Wife

10. "You look great for a woman who has had four kids."
 9. "This is almost as good as mom used to make."
 8. "Thanks for the new shirt. It'll be great for working on the car."
 7. "That's a great new hairdo, Honey. How much did it cost?"
 6. "I never knew you could sing that close to pitch."
 5. "I like it when you wait until halftime to vacuum."
 4. "Whaddaya want me to say? Okay, you look fabulous."
 3. "This ... meatloaf is a neat color."
 2. "Yes, that actress is beautiful, but you're pretty on the inside."
 1. "Wow, that makeup works wonders!"

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I especially like #5. It goes a lonnnnnggggg way in my home. Just ask my wife...