Blow up gorillas are the answer!

So here's my new theory on why there are so many homes on the market.  It just so happens to be election time here in Salt Lake City, and since everyone has started putting up candidate signs in their front yards, buyers just can't see the real estate signs!!  They are bombarded with yard signs everywhere they look!

I propose that we start putting those big blow up gorillas in our seller's front yards just like the car dealerships do.  Then if we attach strings of triangular flags from the roof to the gorilla so they won't fall down, we'll have a surefire edge over the politicians.  So I'm going to start looking for big red white and blue RE/MAX gorillas.  If you know of anywhere that sells them, let me know.