I GOT THIS EMAIL TODAY AND I USUALLY DON'T DO THIS, BUT I FELT COMPELLED WITH THIS ONE SINCE I ACTUALLY LAUGHED OUT LOUD WHEN I READ IT!

Be careful not to speed in Baltimore, the police are handing out
Ravens tickets.

Q: What's the difference between the Ravens and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.

Q: What do you call 47 people watching an NFL playoff game on
TV?
A: The Baltimore Ravens.

Q: What's the difference between O.J. Simpson and the Ravens?
A: O.J. Simpson at least had a defense.

Q: What do the Ravens and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

Football practice was delayed on Wednesday for nearly two hours
for the Ravens. While on his way to the locker room, one of the
players happened to look down and noticed a suspicious-looking, unknown
white powdery substance on the practice field. Brian Billick
immediately suspended practice while the FBI was called in to investigate.

After a complete field analysis, the FBI determined that the white
substance unknown to the players was the goal line. Practice was resumed
when the FBI decided that the team would not be likely to encounter the
substance again.

Q: What do the Ravens and Billy Graham have in common?
A: Both can make 60,000 people stand up and yell, "Jesus
Christ!"

Q: How do you keep the Ravens out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

Q: Why was Brian Billick upset when the Ravens' playbook was
stolen?
A: He wasn't finished coloring in it yet.