Tombstones - We Need Your Contribution Please!

Tombstone Inscriptions For:

The Hypochondriac:  "I told you I was sick!"

The man who had AIDS, syphilis, gonorrhea, and herpes: "Here lies an incurable romantic"

My tombstone: "I'm not ready yet, there is so much more to know"

The perpetually tardy:  "Sorry I was late..."

The Gambler:  "I bet you'll end up here too."                         

The Realtor:  "I got a good deal on this lot."

The Attorney:  "I'll sue you in Hell!"

The Perpetual Optimist:  "See you soon!"

This is where you add your own:  ______________________.    Please contribute to this blog!

I got the idea of this blog recently, upon visiting my 95 year old grandmother at her nursing home.  She is so cute!  Only about 4 ft. tall now (she's been shrinking), with her bright and inquisitive green eyes, she still has that unique innocence of youth.  She was lamenting about how she didn't want to die because she would miss us too much.  All of a sudden, her face lit up as she exclaimed:  "I know what: let's all die together!"

...She means well....

Your Myrtle Beach Real Estate Connection, Mirela Monte

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