Thoughts 3

Thoughts 3

My interior decorating challenged wife couldn't care less if I hung a crystal chandelier or a kerosene lamp in our living room but for some ungodly reason she brought home and hung in her office (without telling me) one of those crazy bird clocks that screech every hour on the hour. Well at two o'clock the mating call of the yellow warbler bought sent this old girl into cardiac arrest.

Where's that eraser? Just checked my itinerary for the day and it seems I forgot to pencil in nap time. #%^*@ there. Nap: 3:00

Wouldn't you think that if Conan O'Brien has millions of dollars he could find a barber that could tame that crazy hair?