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Our little RE/MAX Advantage entrepreneur is back this summer.

Last year I wrote a blog about Rainey, the broker's son who hangs around our office in the summer because it is boring at home.

Here he is again.Rainey needs to borrow 30 cents He needs to borrow 30 cents again and reminds me

that his credit is good. He paid me back last year.>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Rainy beaming

Now here he is beaming at me

after he has paid me back the

30 cents WITH INTEREST this

year. He actually gave me

35 cents because he wants to

make sure his credit is really

really good with me.

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Rainy thinking of work

And then I suggested to Rainey that he could earn a few more cents

if he'd work around the office for us. He said that he'd already

straightened the magazines (he had) and he'd already loaded the

dishwasher several times (he had) and he ran errands for us. I

suggested that he clean out the dirty refrigerator and he gave me

this look after I showed him the condition of the refrigerator.

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He's our pet! And he's a sweetie! But don't tell him I said that!!

Posted Tuesday Jun 30

What a great looking boy.  He reminds me of my son James.  It is too bad children do not remain children forever, they grow up too fast and we have to hold on to all those memories.  My own son James is now 24 years old.  It is amazing how time flies.

clean out the refrigerator???? ewwwww!

( 06/30/09 09:34AM ) — rainey

hi people

( 06/30/09 10:16AM ) — Kate Ford Mortgage Translator

Hi Rainey!


People

Mrs Barbara,


You let him know that, with hard work and elbow grease, we small entrepreneurs can be hugely successful. Case in point would be me.


Nutsy Wallenda


Jim, you're right.  He's at a very sweet age right now and he has such an expressive face.  I told him that after this blog he'd be famous!!


Alan Elvis, the little con got ME to help him clean out the refrigerator.  Ugh!!  But he did his part.


Hello Rainey!!


People Kate, thanks!!


Nutsy, I'm trying hard not to let this charming little one take your place in my heart.  He doesn't have all those nice costumes to charm me as you do, however.

Mrs Barbara,


Please do not mention him to the estate planning attorneys. Let's leave things as they are in that capacity.


Nutsy



 

( 06/30/09 11:18AM ) — Kate Ford Mortgage Translator

Because I feel Rainey might be mislead by that trickster if he hangs out too long with you Ms. Barbara, I'd like to introduce a proper role model. Meet Jiggers, a true squirrel.


Jiggers The Squirrel, after falling out of a tree-nest, was rescued by Dad in 1934. Dad nursed him back to health, feeding him through an eye dropper filled with warm milk.


Jiggers understood he was a squirrel


 


He became Dad's P-E-T not faux-rockstar, not whiny internet rodent.


As a REAL squirrel that acted as a squirrel should, Jiggers jumped off Dad's shoulder onto my Grandpa's.


Jiggers accepted his heritage.


Then at six months, he was strong enough to make it on his own in the wild where REAL squirrels belong. Rainey, Jiggers holds his place in history as the real squirrel.


Ms. Kate

Ms. Kate, that's a wonderful story but I've always heard that you can't tame an animal and turn him loose in the wild.  He may have survived but he probably was the one who begot the Nutsy relatives (I say this with respect) who then begot Nutsy's mom and dad and  on down the line to our beloved Nutsy who can talk and work and hob-nob with the very best people!!  So we really owe your dad big time!!

( 06/30/09 12:21PM ) — Kate Ford Mortgage Translator

Ms Barbara, this is what happens when you drink the Nutsy kool-aid. Kate

Mrs Godmother Barbara,


What a coincidence, you are so intelligent and wise. You saw the past, present and the future. As it turns out, my great, great, great, great grandpa was named Jiggers. It was Jiggers who first introduced the clan to the 40 hour work week and co-existing with and being employed by humans. It is so funny that the honorable Jiggers would, in anyway, be affiliated with a relative of that evil tongued Mrs Kate. She never, ever says anything nice. She never says:


Nutsy, I hope your day is going well. Nutsy, I admire your success. Nutsy I admire your mind. If she was to talk more like that, we might be able to get along better and maybe I would send some business her way. I have an extended family and many might be looking for loans.


Nutsy, relative of Jiggers -- just as you suspected



 


 

( 06/30/09 02:59PM ) — Kate Ford Mortgage Translator

Stomp out rodents

Rude, rude behavior, Ms Kate........Nutsy deserves respect.......

( 06/30/09 03:17PM ) — Kate Ford Mortgage Translator

The Real Squirrel

Mrs Barbara,


Perhaps we cannot box her ears. But do you suppose that if we sent her a muzzle so she could not bite like a big mean attack dog, that she might voluntarily wear it.


Loyal, deserving, Nutsy, Grandson of Jiggers, Getting into the 4th


Nutsy, I think she's just pretending she doesn't like you.  Notice how she put the little crown and heart on that Jigger squirrel.  It's like playing "paper dolls."  She's thinking of you each time she puts that heart on the squirrel.  Just sit back and enjoy the attention.

( 06/30/09 09:34PM ) — Myrl Jeffcoat

Barbara - A kid that is wanting to make sure his credit remains good is a pretty darned good kid.  I suspect he will have no trouble qualifying for a mortgage when the time is ripe:-)

( 07/01/09 08:51AM ) — Kate Ford Mortgage Translator

Nutsy, here is some attention for you: Chamois


btw, never heard back from you, do you or do you not want to become my Infomercial spokesperson: "Your Floor Too Can Sparkle And Shine With My Squirrel Chamois"


Kate

Mrs Barbara,


I think this Mrs Kate is a bit unbalanced in her rage against my species. If I was guessing, I would suspect that Jiggers planted chestnuts in her pansy patch.


Nutsy


( 07/01/09 11:11AM ) — Kate Ford Mortgage Translator

Ewwwww. NUTSY! YOU ARE BUSTED! I expect an apology. I posted something VERY nice about you earlier today but now I am not sure I want to show you where. Maybe I will pout like a certain certifried assistant on AR. KATE FORD :(

Myrl, you're right.  I didn't mention to him about Arkansas's usury law which he may have broken.  He paid me back about 14% interest.  But it was voluntary!


Nutsy and Ms Kate, the battle evidently is still going on.  It has to be a love/hate relationship.....mostly love I suspect.

Mrs Kate,


It would make me very happy to know what you said about me that was nice. That would be red hot like my outfit.


Nutsy Wallenda


Nutsy, she wants you to go on a "wild-goose hunt" trying to find a nice statement.  She'd be laughing as you pour through 13,000 blogs looking for a compliment!  Not so LOL.....

( 07/02/09 09:49AM ) — Kate Ford Mortgage Translator

What about this red white and blue outfit? What about your latest white shirt and cap outfit?


Oh Nutsy, you are such a squirrel of very little brain. We met over fashion tips. I was trying to give you fashion tips. But you rejected my advice obviously (along with Henry's inheritance) tch tch.


I will consider directing you to my compliment. Kate Ford

Mrs Kate Ford,


It would make me oh so happy to be directed to your compliment. There are so many pro-Nutsy activists that it might be hard to find yours without your kind assistance.


 



Nutsy

( 07/02/09 01:37PM ) — Kate Ford Mortgage Translator

Yes, Nutsy, I am sure there are so many compliments for your species online that the chances of locating mine would be as slim as finding a needle in a haystack.

So go to I’ve Finally Found The Secret To Saying Thank You! and scroll down through to the 13th comment (can you count past ten?) and you will find it.


 


Ms. Kate

( 07/03/09 10:28PM ) — Carol Culkin

Barbara - He's a cutie.


I don't blame him for not wanting to clean the fridge.

Mrs Barbara,


At my recent post Mrs Kate says you are trying to take advantage of me financially. I want you to know that I do not believe it for one moment.


Nutsy


Carol, he is a cutie.


Nutsy, you are right again.  She's a stirrer....you know....the type person who stirs up trouble.  Ignore her. 

( 07/04/09 08:26AM ) — Kate Ford Mortgage Translator

Carol, I think Nutsy should consider a change in Godmomas after my shocking expose of Ms Barbara's corruption. I am thinking a Pulitzer... Kate Ford, Pre-Pulitzer Author

Public announcement.  If that Pulitzer noise-maker doesn't get quiet I may have to pull a Sarah Palin and step down from my lofty position as Nutsy Wallenda's godmother.  There may be more important things to fight for. 

( 07/04/09 01:16PM ) — Kate Ford Mortgage Translator

Nutsy Announcement: Whoaaaa Nutsy, Here it is. Ms. Barbara does not think you are important nor your little brain. I win my pulitzer!


Sincerely and truly yours, Ain't Kate Super Grrrrrreeeeaaaatttttttt


 


PS Ms Barbara, shame on you- your affection for Nutsy being tainted by politics and all....

Mrs Barbara,


I am a little embarrassed to bring this up, but do you think that Mrs Kate might be a stalker? She sure seems to be following me around. I think we agree that she might want my body.


Nutsy


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