Instructions for properly hugging a baby

I received this in an e-mail some time ago. If this doesn't make you smile, nothing will. :-)

Instructions for properly hugging a baby:

1. First, uh, find a baby.

2. Second, be sure that the object you found was
indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques.

3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the
hugging process.

4. The 'paw slide'
Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.

5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute
the difficult and patented 'hug, smile, and lean' so as to
achieve the best photo quality.

This "smile" has been brought to you by:

Karen Ingersoll

Big Land and Homes

Snowflake, Arizona

(928) 243-2010

karencountry@frontiernet.net