Are Reality Shows Setting Unrealistic Standards For Skanks? (Rated R)

I was thinking about saving this till Friday, but I just can't help myself. I've now watched the this spoof video by The Onion at least 4 times, and I literally laugh out loud every time. My disclaimers include: it was produced by The Onion; there's a bit of raunchy language (no nudity); it's irreverent; and this type of humor is fairly demented, at least. So if you're offended by any of that, then don't play it. Otherwise, enjoy!