On Exercise

Some interesting statistics on exercise.

Walking can add minutes to your life. That enables you at

85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $7,000 a month.

My grandfather started walking when he was 60; he is now 97 years old,

and we have no idea where the hell he is. Personally, I like long walks

especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I joined a health club. Cost me 600 bucks.

I haven't lost a pound; apparently you have to

actually go there. Every time I hear the word

exercise, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

Every time I start thinking too much about

how I look, I just find a "Happy Hour",

and by the time I leave,

I look just fine.