A beer before it starts.

A man came home from work and sat in his

favorite chair, turned on the T.V., and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer

before it starts". She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he

finished it, he said, "Quick bring me another beer; it's gonna' start".

This time she was a little angry, but brought him another beer.

When it was gone, he said, "Quick,

another beer before it starts".

"THAT'S IT! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down,

don't even say hello to me and then expect me to

run around like your slave getting you beer

after beer. Don't you realize that I cook

and clean and wash and iron

all day long?"

The husband sighed and said, "Oh shit, it's started".