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December Season of Sharing and Celebrations: Alameda Association of Realtors officers induction and our wish list for Santa.

Christmas wreath borderThis is an excellent opportunity to network.

Every year, the installation of the officers and board of directors of the Alameda Association of Realtors is planned as a holiday celebration that brings together realtors, affiliates, officers from other associations, guests from CAR (California Association of Realtors). etc.

Usually held at one of Alameda’s yacht clubs, the mood is truly festive. Holiday-themed jewelry and accessories are everywhere.

We always have some entertainment planned. There’s usually the emcee telling jokes. Followed by a skit at the end of which we point to and bring to the “stage” the incoming president.

I’ve participated in the skits starting when I was a Realtor-in-training, and it’s one small --- and fun --- way that I can contribute to the association’s many activities. We’ve always had a fun time. We’ve had skits based on popular shows. Last year it was “Mad Men.” This year it was “Project Runway”.

One of my favorites was back in 2009 ---this song is sung to the tune of Santa, Baby. This is our version of our wish for a Christmas present. Hope you enjoy this as much as we did. Sing along and Enjoy!


SANTA, BABY
Santa, baby, slip a contract under the tree --- for me.
Been a good REALTOR
Santa, baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa, baby, a Buyer or a Seller or two --- Approved.
I'll wait up for you dear,
Santa, baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.

Think of all foreclosure lists,
Think of all the people who are really pissed!
I've had enough of all of this
But, please fulfill my Christmas list...

Santa, baby, my Broker wants to close the escrow,
Affiliates are lined in a row, oh, oh!
Commissions need to start to flo-o-w...
Sooo hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa, honey, there's one thing I really do need --- The deed
With a tax exemption,
Santa, honey, so hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa, baby, forgot to mention one little thing,
A ring.
AND I DO mean on the phone,
Santa, baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight,
Hurry down the chimney tonight,
Hurry, tonight.

Posted Tuesday Dec 20