Ralph's Rhyme Time: Make Up a Rhyme for "Short Sale" and Post It Here..............

Once again, it's Ralph's Rhyme Time.

Make up a clever rhyming phrase or story for "short sale" and post it here.

You can put the phrase either before or after "short sale"

Let's see how creative we can get.

No duplicates allowed, so make sure you read everyone's post before posting, or you're a big Ol' LOSER!!

For example, I'll start: "It feels like I got hit in the head with a nail, after 9 months of waiting on my sellers short sale"

OK, Active Rain Peepsters......LET'S SEE WHATCHA GOT...................