REAL ESTATE FORTUNE COOKIES

Imagine a cookie served after your meal that is Real Estate based. You pop it open and on a small piece of paper is a witticism or word to the wise specifically for the industry players. I thought I would have a little fun here. Feel free to contribute and Bon Appetite

REAL ESTATE AGENT SAY.....

1. Buy land and not sand

2. Better to own then to moan

3. Where money went...when you rent?

4. Pay all commission or agent not on mission

SELLER SAY

1. Better to tell so easy to sell

2. Price in hand better than dream price

3. House look nice you get your price

4. House sell when you pay wage to get stage

BUYER SAY

1. No need to lie when you buy

2. Wise buyer puts appliances in contract

3. Buyer without agent missing eyes & ears

4. Better to buy then rent a tent

ESCROW SAY

1. To be official sign and initial

2. When document request you get no rest

3. Want to close... stay on toes

4. Good notary don't come free

TITLE SAY

1. Pre-lim say.. lien not the way

2. Spell name must be same

3. Before make buy..title say why

4. Better insure...not be poor

INSPECTOR SAY

1. Better to see then see not at all

2. Fix today... not worry tomorrow

3. Not all eyes see...need to call me

4. Inspector tell all when you call

INVESTOR SAY

1. Best ball to play called low ball

2. Not wise to sip when out to flip

3. Proof of fund give investor big gun

4. Arms length takes away strength