Eeeewwww, If Your Dentures Are Missing, You May Want to Read This

dentures This was in my local paper today [The Triplicate] under the lost and found classifieds:

Found at Waste Water Treatment Plant, set of dentures missing front six teeth. 707-464-5416.

There was much speculation in my office about why the dentures had six teeth missing and how they got in the waste water treatment plant.

I won't bore you with the speculations. Suffice it to say, we figured it had something to do with being very ill and leaning over a toilet.

I think if I were the owner I would get new dentures.

Posted Tuesday Jan 22

( 01/22/08 10:30PM ) — Spokane Real Estate - Ross Quintana

Gross, I hope the person is OK. If your vomit blows out teath and your old enough to need dentures, I hope they are OK.

Ross Quintana - Team Quintana Real Estate

Spokane, Wa

www.TeamQuintana.com

( 01/22/08 10:31PM ) — Jim Albano / North Jersey Real Estate Team - Jean-Marie Vantuno / Realtors®

Ummm..............yea, I think new dentures would be in order. Thanks for the lovely descriptions and the images in my head right now!!!

( 01/22/08 10:48PM ) — Des Moines Iowa Real Estate- Brian Wentz REALTOR®

What a hoot! I remember the sanitation worker about a year ago that found a 3 carrot diamond that literally gone down the toilet! He got to keep it as no one ever claimed it despite lots of attention. Not sure the dentures would be the same prize! Ha!

( 01/23/08 12:06AM ) — Jason Crouch, Broker - Austin Texas Real Estate (512-796-7653)

Yikes! That is a terrible thought, huh? My mind went a different place with the missing teeth, but I won't go there in your comments.

( 01/23/08 12:34AM ) — Lance Winslow

My thoughts are that the Used Car Salesman in the post below owns those dentures. Maybe you should collect a reward for them? Ha ha ha? But in all seriousness, that is real problem isn't it, I suppose if those were my dentures, that I certainly wouldn't be smiling about it, right now?