Two Blondes With Hammers...
Lynn and Judy were doing some carpenter work on a Habitat for Humanity House. Lynn was nailing down house siding; she would reach into her nail Pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over her shoulder or nail it into the siding.
Judy, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, 'Why are you throwing those nails away?' Lynn explained, 'When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of them have the head on the wrong end and I throw them away.' Judy got completely upset and yelled, 'You moron! Those nails aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!'
BONUS: Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death in a drive-in movie? They had gone to see 'Closed for the Winter.'
:)
Matt
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