You Are Invited To My Cap and Tax Party!

Well, they say; if you can't beat them, then join them. So I decided that I would shut up about Cap and Trade and instead host a great party to celebrate Al Gore becoming the first green billionaire through legislation!

So come and join my party because we are going to have loads of carbon emissions fun to pay homage and tribute to the Wallstreet gang, GE, Al Gore and all his buddies up on Capital Hill that are getting their palms greased while we all will be paying for it all.

• We have special valet parking for Hummers and Ford Big Foot Trucks- you know, the ones you see in Loxahatchee that you need a ladder to climb into the cab with. We will have a prize for the best pimped out truck.

• Bring your generators and plenty of gasoline. We will have a contest to see who has the loudest generator and which one uses the most gas in the shortest period of time.

• Bring your own marshmallows to roast over our MEGA BON FIRE! We are going to do one of your favorite Loxahatchee style bon fires! The bon fire is going to go on all night long so get ready to party!

• We are going to have ALL our Flood lights on. We have plenty of extension cords from our hurricane supplies so bring your own flood lights so we can really send the message out that we are celebrating our freedom and liberty for one last time.

• If you need to cool off, just walk into our house, we will have the A/C down to 69 degrees so you can cool off.

• We will have the big screens going so you can watch GE in bed at the White House and the FED meeting with Goldman Sachs about selling the carbon offsets with fixed pricing.

We are also going to have some fun games and contests:

We will be having a dart tournament. The dart boards are lighted up and every time you hit the bullseye- it puffs out carbons! The dart boards have the faces of Al Gore and Nancy Pelosi on them. Also there is a special one with the new GE light bulb (that of course will be made in China) imprinted on the dart board.

We have a contest going on for who can exhale the longest- you know- those awful carbon emissions that humans breathe out of their mouths and plants breathe in.

We have some special guests that are going to be brought to our party. And oh are you in for a treat with these guests. The Green Priests are coming to the party and the valet will inconveniently misplace their car keys so they will be have no choice but to cringe in horror at our party. This will better than water boarding!

I wrote a featured post a couple of weeks ago about how Cap and Trade will effect your real estate business and homeowners who need to sell. It was reblogged 24 times in 24 hours. Thank you to everyone who passed my Cap and Trade post along. That post has over 241 comments now, over 5974 views and 4636 clicks. Amazing numbers!

Contact your Senators now to vote NO now. Click on this link to find your Senators and contact them by email, phone and fax today. Let them know how this is going to effect your business and your community homeowners and buyers. Pass this on...