I Don’t Sell Cars ... and Other Examples of Dumb MLS Photos

I Don’t Sell Cars ...

... but if you want to buy the SUV parked in front of the 3-car garage for a mere $300,000, the homeowners will throw in the house for a dollar.

I Don’t Sell Santas ...

... but if you would like to purchase a sleigh and 8 tiny reindeer for slightly more than $250,000, the homeowners will leave the decorations up through spring, summer and fall, thereby relieving the new owners of having to climb a ladder, unless it’s to take down the decorations next year.

I Only Sell the Outside of a House ...

... but if you’d like to know what the inside looks like, you’ll have to use your imagination or else fear the worst — that the kitchen has been stripped, the walls have been painted scarlet red, and the carpeting is purple.

I Don’t Sell Sunsets ...

... but if you’d like to purchase a house to go along with the sunset, the sunset will cost $700,000 and the house an extra buck.

I Don’t Sell Pools ...

... but if you would like to purchase the pool and screened lanai for a mere $400,000, the homeowners will throw in the house for a pittance.