Some things you just can't make up! Weird notes from the Police Blotter

This is an actual police report as reported in the Panama City News Herald. If the tale was not weird enough...the part where the man leaves with his wife is even better!!

The Blotter

A collection of reports handled by law enforcement

Panama City Police Department

Police are called in reference to a distraught female along the road.

“The female was crying and speaking in an unintelligent manner,” the officer wrote. The woman says the man got mad at her because she would not have sex with him. The man said the woman “got loud so he asked her to leave.”

“The female and male both showed me their text messages from the other," the officer wrote. ”After reading both text messages, it was revealed the female and male were to meet and have sex after the male was to get some marijuana for the female. After the male refused to get marijuana for the female, she refused to have sex with him.”

The man told the woman to leave, but she refused so he called a taxi for her. She called her mother, who called police.

After police arrive, the woman “was allowed to leave with her mother and the male was allowed to leave with his wife, who came with him.”

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