LOL Friday - Keys To A Happy Marriage

A typical macho man married a typical good-looking lady.

After the wedding, the new husband laid down the following rules:

"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't expect any hassle from you."

"I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner."

"I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it."

Those are my rules. Any comments?"

His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me."

"Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night ..........

whether you're here or not."

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