Another Sunday Funny

Friend sent me this and I thought that it was funny enough to share. As I just turned 55, I wonder if this is what I have to look forward to when I get old?

An 80-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come
back with normal results. The doctor says, "George, everything looks great.

How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"

George replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight,
so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go
to the bathroom, poof! The light goes on. When I'm done, poof! The
light goes off." "Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says.

A little later in the day, the doctor calls George's wife "Ethel," he says,

"George is doing fine! But I had to call you because I'm in awe
of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the
night and poof! The light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done,
poof! The light goes off?"

"Oh my word!" Ethel exclaims. "He's peeing in the refrigerator again!"