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Let's start the weekend with humor

No. I am not talking about the condition of the real estate market.

Here are a few actual ads that were published in newspapers:

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER 8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!

FREE PUPPIES 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog

FREE PUPPIES Mother, A Kennel Club registered German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog . . . Able to leap tall fences in a single bound

JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer £100

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE Worn once by mistake . . . . Call Stephanie

And the best one:

FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition. £200 or best offer. No longer needed, Got married last month. Wife knows everything!

Posted Friday Mar 19