Bet You've Never Seen a Man's Closet Like This One.. Help Label His Psychologic Behavior

This Post could easily be a "Silent Wednesday", "Curb Appeal-Closet Appeal?" or "Somebody Had a Mother Who...", but I really wonder what you all think about one's Psychologic Behavior behind such organization. I am a stickler for Curb Appeal Dressing and usually get no-where when I try to get the closets "dressed". And then I ran across this jewel of jewels.

Tell me about the man behind this closet. Are you married to one of these guys? Have you seen a woman with such a 'devotion' to closet management? Let's hear it!