
Melbourne, Florida - Ralph and June Haggemeir are counting their lucky stars after having discovered an entire kitchen inside a local dumpster. "We found it right under some empty milk cartons and a perfectly good trellis someone threw out. It's our "miracle kitchen!"
When asked what they intend to do with their find June had this to say, "well, until we can find a buyer for it, we was thinking about charging people to come in and look at it. Like they did with that Mother Mary window stain down in Clearwater. The extry cash would sure come in handy for Christmas."
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