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Hangin' Loose on Kauai (WARNING: some nudity)

8-9 Kauai
Aloha. If you folks have never been to Kauai I suggest you drop whatever you're doing and high tail it over here. Of course in my case it's somewhat easier because I've got no real estate business going right now so I figure I can just as easily sell nothing over here as I can over there, and have a lot better time not doing it. 

lisaThis is my second travel log from The Garden Isle. As previous readers are aware, I came over here to get married - which we did yesterday 8/8/08, right in our backyard on the beach. To be totally honest with you - it didn't suck. This is as gorgeous a place as I've seen on the planet - and I've seen my share. I love my Colorado mountains and my cabin on Trout Lake, but I could get used to a little grass shack on the beach here for the six months a year when the snow howls in the mountains.

tangSo Wednesday the Boys (my son Dane, my daughters friend Scott & my soon-to-be son-in-law Danny) went fishing and caught a boatload of Yellowtail Tuna. We've been eating like Kings all week snacking on fresh tuna tacos, sushi, seared tuna and some great grilled Terriyaki fillets last night. Figuring the charter costs and all, the tuna is like $58 a pound - but worth every penny.

lauaThursday we went to a Luau. Well if you're coming to the islands you've got to do some of the touristy stuff and we did. It was a great show and the food is always good - Kahlua Pig (slow cooked in banana & tea leaves underground), sweet potatoes, all kinds of fresh fruits and vegetables. Of course no Luau is complete without the Poi. Poi, I think, is the Hawaiian equivalent to grits. The natives can handle it because they have developed a taste for it and know what to add to make it palatable. To the rest of us it's a lot like a light purple wallpaper paste and most people manage no more than a bite or two before moving on to something else.

waimeaWe've also been to Waimea Canyon, which is a spectacular sight. Mark Twain dubbed it the 'Grand Canyon of the Pacific'. The dirt here is so red it almost glows - it's the reason 'Red Dirt' clothing is headquartered here where they manufacture a clothing line dyed with the red earth that covers most of the island and makes for the great variegated striations seen in the Canyon walls.

kayakFriday morning most of us ventured out early for a kayak and snorkel adventure up in Hanalei. Hanalei Bay is up by Princeville and is the home to the mythical Puff - you know, Puff, the Magic Dragon. In fact from a kayak in the middle of Hanalei Bay you can see Puff from his great eyes to his scaly back right around the far side of the bay to his long tail. According to the our guide Harry Boy,  it helps a little if you've had a little.... well, I wouldn't know anything about that.

daneThe mountains in the center of the island are the rainiest spot on earth averaging 400+ inches of rain a year. There are numerous waterfalls cascading to the bay and you can kayak partway up many of the larger rivulets of fresh water lined with gorgeous native flowers, hibiscus blossoms floating down the stream, orchids seeming to drift in the air, the sweet scent of Plumeria accompanying your every breath. We paddled as far up the Hanalei River as we could then drifted back to the Bay to snorkel right below the Princeville Hotel. Cheap rooms currently go for $599 a night and up there. But if you don't want to slum it, they are closing the place for several months of renovation and when they open back up you won't be able to touch the front door for less than $1,100/night. I know the view is superb but for that kind of scratch it better come with hot & cold running maids.

hanalei baySnorkeling the reefs outside Hanalei Bay is also spectacular. The variety of tropical fish just feet from shore is breathtaking. I've had salt water aquariums much of my life and am accustomed to paying $50 - $100 for colorful fishes no larger than a credit card. parrot fishThose same fish and many more swarm around divers in these clear warm waters except they are huge - the size of dinner plates and larger. Brilliant Yellow Tangs and Angel Fish, Peacock Wrasses and Snowflake Eels and sea turtles the size of compact cars doing ballets in the current.


sea turtleThis morning we did a zipline adventure, which is not recommended for folks like myself who have some natural aversion to high places and to hanging over 1,000 foot precipices traveling 300 miles an hour held by nothing more than fishing line. OK, maybe I exaggerated that just the least little bit but not much, I assure you. zipline


And of course, at the end of every day, there's our lovely beach. Something about having your own private beach makes some people want to get naked and we've had a little problem with that - but the locals have been pretty mellow about the whole deal and we're trying to keep her under some control.

nudityWell, we've got one more lovely day here and then our kids are headed back home and Lisa and I are headed to Maui. Hope you're all having as wonderful a summer as I seem to be. One of the things I love about real estate is the flexibility of time it affords us - and of course we all need some time off if we're to keep the batteries recharged and keep ourselves in prime running condition. There's going to be a fine line here on whether I'm totally refreshed and recharged when I get back, or if I'm going to be so exhausted I'll need some time off to recuperate. I know my Broker is hoping I actually do a little work at some point this year so I'll have to work toward that goal.
I'll start in another week or so. Honest. Meanwhile - Hang loose.  


Gene Wunderlich - Selling Southwest California Homes including Temecula, Murrieta & The Southern California Wine Country
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Hangin' Loose on Kauai (WARNING : some nudity).
THE OPINIONS IN THIS COMMENTARY ARE STRICTLY GENE WUNDERLICH's PERSONAL OPINION. WHILE ANY REASONABLE &/or RATIONAL PERSON SHOULD AGREE, THESE VIEWS MAY NOT REFLECT THOSE OF ACTIVERAIN, COLDWELL BANKER RESIDENTIAL BROKERAGE OR ANY  LOCAL, STATE OR NATIONAL ASSOCIATIONS.
Posted Sunday Aug 10

Great travel log, congrats! I lived on Oahu for three years in my 20's and loved it.  It sure pulls at my heart strings.


Take care!


RJH

( 08/10/08 03:09PM ) — Patrick Lambert

Aloha,


As a guy who eloped to Hawaii at Diamond Head on Oahu and honeymooned in Kauai I can tell you I completely understand your joy. Two years and 3 trips later we moved here to live our lives and raise our babies. Having come from New Jersey I can tell you it was a total life change that took a few years to adapt to ... but I am a much happier and healthier person for it all.


Much Aloha and enjoy Maui, it's equally beaufiful, yet so different than Kauai.

( 08/11/08 07:54AM ) — Susan Haughton Alexandria, VA REALTOR®

I am soooo enjoying living my life vicariously through your travelogue these days!  Thanks so much for the beautiful pix and wonderful descriptions.  Stay awhile, will ya? 

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