What I Learned From The Royal Wedding

No I did not stay up all night to watch the thing. I caught the high speed replay the next morning. Lots of great pics of the event were posted on the internet. This I garnered:

Not once did I see anyone covered head to toe in tats.

I never heard anyone drop the F-bomb.

Not one of the attendees showed up in drag.

The wedding was held in a church and the word God was spoken by the officiant.

The royals did not hire some out of date rock band from the 60's to do an intermission show.

The Queen looks great. Clean living I would guess.

And the best thing that I learned:

The Obamas did not get invited.