the #!@%*! Blagojevic Burger

For those of you who thought that my last post, of the Senate Seat for sale was enough, and that Chicago was finished making fun of the state's governor... Sorry, but you were wrong.

Today, the Chicago Tribune reports that Kuma's Corner, a Northwest Chicago eatery has a new offering on it's menu. The #!@%*! Blagojevic Burger (Also known as the Bleeping Blagojevic Burger). This thing is a #!@%*! valuable hamburger, I mean it's #!@%*! golden! They're not just #!@%*! giving these things away... in fact it cost $10.00 U.S.

Appropriately, Kuma's says the price on the hamburger is, of course, negotiable. And the metaphoric connection doesn't end with the name of the burger... oh, no... there's more. When you hear the ingredients all you can do is think of the Elvis-coiffed-dandy that governs our state.

The Bleeping Blago Burger starts with a 10-ounce beef patty. It doesn't #!@%*! overwhelm the rest of the ingredients, not even the #!@%*! condiments can do that. On top of the burger is a thick serving of #!@%*! baloney. Something that Blago is good at serving up. But that's not the most impressive part of this burger. Wait 'till you hear about the bun. the bun isn't so much a bun, as a monument to #!@%*! cheesedom, as the burger is served between two grilled-cheese sandwiches made with @#&$*& Wonder Bread. Mocking both the cheeziness of hizonner, as well as the wonder and awe with which the country now views him.

The coup degras is a "finish" of yellow mustard in the shape of a dollar sign. Perfection.

Customers are encouraged to bid for the burger, but they won't take anything less than #^&$@^ $10.00 for it, and he's already sold 70 of them since it's inception last week. If you want to pay more, okay.. but we're not #!@%*! giving it away.. it's a#!@%*! valuable burger... It's #!@%*! golden!

Oh, yeah... served with a side of #!@%*! waffle fries too!! Whaddya want, Patty needs a job too, and she's working the deep fryer.