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HOW HOT IS IT?

It's so hot that I saw two trees fighting over a dog. : )

It's so hot, today I saw a chicken lay a fried egg.
I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walkin'..
It's so hot that I have found out (the hard way) that my seat belt buckle could be used as a branding iron.

It's so hot that it makes me want to take off my skin and sit in my bones

It was so hot in Palm Springs the Betty Ford Center said, "Screw it, open the bar. Drinks for everybody”

It was so hot today Floyd Landis tested positive for Snapple.

It was so hot my cab driver was wearing an oscillating turban.

It was so hot out that North Korea test launched a long range Popsicle.

It was so hot today I saw a funeral procession pull into a Dairy Queen.

It was so hot today I saw an Amish guy buying an air conditioner.

It's so hot today I burn my tongue telling it.

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