Joke of the Day

A classic:

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92).
We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a
teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different
colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The
teenager would look and find him staring every time.
When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the
matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on
his response, knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he did
not bat an eye in his response...
'Got drunk once, and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you
were my son.'
I'm still laughing.... ..

Posted Tuesday Jun 23

( 06/23/09 08:14PM ) — Nevin Williams,FHA,VA,Jumbo broker NC,CA,OR,WA

LMAO! That was great! I need to hang out with him LOL

( 06/24/09 04:06AM ) — Jim Valentine

Go Dad! Nothing like a seasoned citizen. Thanks for the laugh.

( 06/24/09 06:06AM ) — Bill Lauler

excellent it hit that funny bone ..thank you from a broker in need.

( 06/24/09 08:19AM ) — Tom Boos

Thanks for putting a smile on my face this morning. I enjoy a good joke to get my day started.

( 06/24/09 05:46PM ) — Gerry Khatchikian, ASA, TRC-Realtor- Buy & Sell Houses in Carbon County, Montana

Connie,

That is hilarious!!! Thank you for sharing and for the chuckles.

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( 06/26/09 10:44AM ) — Lee & Pamela St. Peter Your Raleigh NC Realtors ~ GRI, CRS, ABR

Connie - too bad our Dad's don't live closer! My Dad is 91 (in October) they would get along great! Aren't we blessed? I just wish he and I lived closer. He's in Tucson.