Can you beat 7 Yahtzees? Humorous (yet true) pontifications on marginal life successes

This post is intended to be totally random and nigh idiotic. That's because I want to know what kind of success other yahtzee masters have had. We're not talking about the online computer version, I mean straight out of the box version with the score card.

I remember my greatest Yahtzee game ever, where I tallied 7 yahtzees in one game. I know that sounds like a 10 gallon tall tale straight out of west Texas, and I wouldn't have believed it myself had I not been there to roll the dice myself. But I don't think time has romanticized my number. I just have a hard time believing I didn't frame the scorecard for that round.

Maybe this has some real estate application, like, how to score 7 deals by rolling the dice...or getting in the zone can help you make 7 figures...But if not...nonetheless it shows that this realtor, on any given day, can be a force to be reckoned with in the world of Yahtzee.

And my goal is to ascend to the plateau of Yahtzee success: being in a rap video where it cuts to me rolling a Yahtzee and saying:

That's how we roll!

PS ~ don't forget, I was 3 time middle school ping pong champion too. Top that. LOL!