Do you have a broccoli friend?

Strange question, eh? The other day I was in front of a group of people with my fly down. Pretty embarrassing. I thought no one noticed since no one brought it to my attention. Later that morning I casually brought it up in conversation to someone in the group that had seen me. I said, "My fly was down but it's a good thing no one noticed."... She told me that she noticed but was to embarrassed to tell me. I think it was much more embarrassing for me. Would a real friend not be so afraid? Have you ever done something like that? Maybe have a piece if broccoli in your teeth or something dangling from your nose and not find out until looking in the mirror some time later.

Sometimes I think I'll wear my fly down or eat broccoli just to see who my real friends are....