Some Fun with Church Bloopers.

I was sent this the other day and I got a kick out of it and thought some of you may also.

Stewardship offertory: "Jesus paid it all"

The music for today's service was all composed by George Fredrich Handel in the celebration of the 300th anniversary of his birth.

Remember the many who are sick of our church and community

The eighth graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the church basement on Friday at 7 pm. The Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

The concert held in the fellowship hall was a great success. Special thanks are due the ministers daughter who labored all evening at the piano which as usual fell upon her.

22 members were present at the church meeting held at the home of Mrs, Marsha Crutchfield last evening. Mrs Crutchfield and Mrs Carlson sang a duet...'Lord knows why.'

The song fest was hell last thursday at the Luthern church.

Today's Sermon...HOW MUCH CAN A MAN DRINK? Hymns by a full choir.

On the church bulletin board during the ministers illness...God is Good! Dr. Harmonson is better!

Pot luck supper. Prayers and medication to follow.

Don't let worry kill you...Let the church help.

the 2010 church retreat will be hell on may 10 and 11.

Pastor is on vacation...Massages can be given to the church secretary.

I got a chuckle and I hope you did to.