OWLS

Nope, not the bird...OWLS stands for...

Older Wiser Laughing Souls

I am proud to be a member of the OWLS! Here is some of the things we believe in..

Whether a man winds up with a nest egg or a goose egg, depends a lot on the chick he marries.

Trouble in a marriage many times starts when a man is so busy earning his salt that he forgets his sugar.

To many couples marry for better, or for worse but not for good.

When a man marries a woman, they become one. The problems start when the try to decide which one.

On anniversaries a man always forgets the past but never the present.

Many girls like to marry military men. he can cook, he can sew, and make beds and are in great health. Plus he is already used to taking orders!

Now, if you are not at least chuckling right now...you are can't be a member of the OWLS!