Minnesota, tales of the tundra!

Hey, 30 below tonite..piece of cake. More snow tonite, what the heck, more to bank the fish house with, holds the heat in when the wind whips up a 50 below windchill! Some people run from their house to the car. Some people are stuck outside, and some people (on the news tonite) are enjoying their jobs down in the sewers below the metro cities, where it is warm! They are interviewing the gravediggers in town, and proudly showing off that the ground (at least) is so warm that it steams when they dig a new grave.

Minnesotans are not always easy to amuse, maybe in the winter a little more than summer..but we are a very intelligent lot. We put bells onto wheels to let us know when walleye bite the hooks dangling through hard water, we carry ice picks when we humans dangle through the ice, and wear cleats strapped to our shoes when we fall down on the very slippery surface.

Move to Minnesota, we are fun to watch.

Whaddya think?