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Subject: For those who thought they knew everything

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The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for

Blood plasma.

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No piece of paper can be folded in half

More than seven (7) times. Oh go ahead...I'll wait...~

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Donkeys kill more people annually

Than plane crashes or shark attacks. (So watch your Ass )

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You burn more calories sleeping

Than you do watching television.

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Oak trees do not produce acorns

Until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.

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The first product to have a bar code

Was Wrigley's gum.

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The King of Hearts is the only king

WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE

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American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987

By eliminating one (1) olive

From each salad served in first-class.

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Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

(Since Venus is normally associated with women,what does this tell you!) *********************************************************************

Apples, not caffeine,

Are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

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Most dust particles in your house are made from

DEAD SKIN!

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The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.

So did the first ' Marlboro Man. '

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Walt Disney was afraid

OF MICE!

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PEARLS MELT

IN VINEGAR!

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The three most valuable brand names on earth:

Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

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It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...

But, not downstairs.

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A duck's quack doesn't echo,

And no one knows why.

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Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush

Be kept at least six (6) feet away from

A toilet to avoid airborne particles

Resulting from the flush.

(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)

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Richard Millhouse Nixon

Was the first U.S. President whose name contains all

The letters from the word 'criminal.'

(who thinks up this stuff???)

The second?

William Jefferson Clinton

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And the best for last.....

Turtles can breathe through their butts.

(I know some people like that, don't YOU?)

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SEE!! Now you are smarter than were were just a few moments ago... Now GO GET EM !!!!!!