"Congratulations! You are now homeless!"

SOLD! SOLD! SOLD! SOLD! SOLD! SOLD! SOLD! SOLD! SOLD! SOLD! SOLD! SOLD! SOLD! SOLD!

Today I realized my job is to make you homeless.

Selling your house in three days, closing it in 30. PERFECT!

Phoning you at 10:30 A.M. right after your home of ten years had a new owner.

"Congratulations! You are now homeless!"

You laughed nervously.

Fortunately, another part of my job was to assist you in finding and closing on your new home.

Which we also did, and the plan was for you to close on that home today.

Between the closings your Dad phoned you to ask if you were deep in debt yet. Meaning, "Did you close on the new home?" Good thing you grew up with this humor and realize the teasing is in love.

You replied, "No, we are actually homeless." Briefly pausing to give Dad a chance to open his doors to you, your wife, three children, and two hunting dogs and all the belongs your family has ever accumilated.

Which he did not hastily do!

So you completed your sentence, "We are homeless, at least until until 3:00."

All went well, just as it should.

It turned out to be a very good day.

Hope your Dad is ready to help you move in!

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