Old Man Texting

I was living in the dark ages. The one day unbeknown to me, my world would never be the same....blink, blink...It's called texting...I wuz told. Boy I had no idea that this little thing could change my world, be so easy and so completely addicting. My professional life has completely changed. OK I must admit I'm old, I'm 56. Sometimes I feel older than that, but mostly I think I am younger than I am. I am a realtor and should have adopted this technology long ago. I now happily text my colleagues, to communicate small items of info that previously would have been voicemail or longer conversations. My fellow realtors chuckle. They say the only texts they get are from their kids...and me! So now I am in the midst of the elite. I am so obsessed with this new experience that allows me to communicate faster much information to others All I need to know now is the shorter text version know as the "Net Lingo" and then I'll be really be AAS .

So: ? @TEOTD, BION, IANAE, IYKWIM