A funny Turkey Story, Do you have one?

This is a funny Turkey story. Do you have one?

I will never forget preparing my first turkey for Thanksgiving about 20 years ago. At the time, my husband and I were renting this adorable apartment in good old Paterson, New Jersey.

Have you ever heard of Paterson, New Jersey? This was the home town of the famous comedian Lou Costello. Remember the comedy team Bud Abbott and Lou Costello? I am sure "Who's on first, What's on second" will trigger your memory. Lou was very proud to mention on his show and movies that he was born in what was once the "Silk City of the World", Paterson, New Jersey.

Well, let's get back to my story regarding the turkey. My husband brought home this huge turkey that he had gotten from work. He was so proud of it. On the other hand, my thoughts were, "What am I going to do with this huge- frozen- naked bird?" I had grown up in Spain, without an oven. At that time, using the oven in itself was a challenge.

Thank God for good friends! I quickly got on the phone and was able to gather enough information to start the task at hand. I wouldn't think of calling a relative and letting them know that I didn't have a clue.

I soaked the turkey for a long time. Once it was defrosted, I realized there was something inside it. My thoughts were, "look it comes with a surprise". I started pulling out all sorts of stuff, even packets, that I had no idea their purpose.

Next, was the struggle of getting this bird out of the sink. This was a true test. The bird kept slipping and sliding all over the place. I finally got up on a stepstool, said some pleasant words, grabbed it as tight as I could and held the turkey against my body. I felt I was winning this battle only to see it slip out of my hands and fall on the kitchen floor. Well, just not to get it back into the sink, I gave it a sponge bath!

To make a long story short, I roasted the turkey and it looked beautiful. I set it down on the dining room table. We all sat and gathered around the roasted turkey. I was so proud of myself. Then suddenly I heard Aunt Millie say, "Dolores you cooked the bird upside down. Turn it over"...................Well we all laughed. It was the beginning of the best Thanksgiving ever.

Do you have a funny Turkey Story you would like to share?

Let wishes of a Happy and Blessed Thanksgiving rain on you all.