Here's your free "Lifetime Membership" in Property Management

So I got a flyer from my Allstate Inurance agent offering me a "free membership" in their Roadside Assistance program. Sounds like a pretty good deal since I don't have one of those, and you never know when you need a jump or have a flat tire. So I called my agent and they said they would sign me up and there was no charge unless you use it. If you have a flat they charge you when they get there!

So I said "Excuse me?" I had a membership in a club that is free as long as i didn't use it? Kind of like having free membership to Wendy's as long as you don't eat there. It would be like having a lifetime membership with the woman that cuts my hair, and its free until I get my hair cut.

What a brilliant marketing idea! So I am offering each of you lifetime free property management service as long as you never own an investment property. If you do, then you simply pay for any services you use. Sign up today as this is a limited time offer.

Brilliant!