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Another flu floating around :0)

My friend went to a dinner party on the weekend, where she and other guests enjoyed copious amounts of alcohol. She awoke Sunday morning not feeling well, with what could be described as flu-like symptoms; headache, nausea, chills, sore eyes, etc.  

high angle view of a young woman sitting on the bed
           

From the results of some initial testing, she has unfortunately tested positive for what experts are now calling "Wine Flu". 

This debilitating condition is very serious - and it appears this is not an isolated case. 

Reports are flooding in from all around the country of others diagnosed with Wine Flu. To anyone that starts to exhibit the aforementioned tell-tale signs, experts are recommending a cup of tea and a bit of a lie down. 

However, should your condition worsen, you should immediately hire a DVD and take some Tylonal (it seems to be one of few drugs available that has been  proven to help combat this unusual type of flu).  

Others are reporting a McDonald's or a Full English Breakfast can also help in some cases.  If not, then further application of the original liquid, in similar quantities to the original dose, has been shown to do the trick. 

 

Posted Monday Nov 02